In Which I Put my English Degree to Good Use

In honor of Paige's grandmother's hollyhocks:

Soliloquy of a Tortoise Upon Revisiting the Lettuce Beds After an Interval of One Hour, While Supposed to be Sleeping in a Clump of Blue Hollyhocks

I cannot get enough
Of this delicious stuff!

-E.V.Rieu

I heartily concur.